Have You Ever Been Unfaithful ?

An old couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife,Sarah, now that we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary, tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?

She hesitated a while and said, yes, 3 times?

How did it happen?

Well, do you remember right after we were married and we were broke and the bank was going to foreclose on our little house? That was the first time.

Yes, that was really a terrible time.

Remember when I went to see the banker and the next day they extended our loan?

It's hard to believe, he said, but I guess it really was for us and I can forgive you. And the second time?

Do you remember years later when you almost died from the heart problem because we couldn't afford the operation?

Yes.

Well, do you remember that right after I went to see the doctor he did your operation at no cost?

Yes, he said. That shocks me too but I understand you did it because of your love for me and I forgive you. And how about the third time?

She said: Do you remember when you ran for golf club captain and needed 63 more votes?